Soy. The trademark of the Sadly Obsessed Youth and cause of the Soy Boy Syndrome.

Soy can cause brain damage. There is a switch in infants that gets ireversibly moved to the "boy" position or the "girl" position, telling the infant "I am a boy" or "I am a girl." Usually, the switch moves to the correct position, so that the infant grows up to a child who is happy to be a boy or a girl, as the case may be. But unfortunately soy contains some female-like substances that can force the switch in a boy's brain into the wrong position, inducing permanent feminine characteristics or even an overwhelming urge to be surgically converted to a woman. (Not convinced? Look for the correlation between soy in a pregnant woman's diet and the risk of hypospadias in her baby boy. Hypospadias is the gongenrital deformity of a boy's penis in which the urine comes out the bottom, not the tip.)

Tofu shrinks the brain. Because the skull does not shrink to compensate, and beause the brain needs the physical support of a close-fitting skull, the risk of traumatic brain injury from minor trauma increases as does that of hemorhagic stroke. Eating tofu is, simply put, stupid.

Miso, tempeh, and natto are soy-derived foods that re safe to eat. Natto contains nattokinase, a clot perventive that is safer than warfarin and without the side effects of blocking nonclotting effects of vitamin K. Unrocessed soy, also tofu, retain the unwanted components.

These components include a trypsin inhibitor. Trypsin is a digestive enzyme. Damage your digestion, and you will get stomach aches and various other symptoms. If you think eating soy will help you lose weight, you may be rihgt. Disable your digestion, and you will lose weight. You'll get pretty sick, too. Don't.

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